Nope, Bacon is Not Free

When it comes to particular things that are not free, there is often a wide and vast array of many different and particular things that are not free in restaurants. However sometimes when it comes to knowing just what these particular things are it can be a difficult thing. This particular article offers you the insight and a more in depth look at bacon not being free.

Key Takeaways:

• I wish there was, because I would sleep under it and let the bacon fat drip from the branches and I would use it for moisturizer.
• Your server is going to assume that you either read the part of the menu that says it’s extra or that you inherently know that bacon is not free.
• When your check comes and you spy that additional dollar charge, there is no use complaining about it because all the server will do is grab a menu, point to the line that says it costs extra and then walk the fuck away from you.

“Bacon is not free. It has never been free. It will never be free. Until you go to the Home Depot gardening center and see a special on Swine Trees, please be ready to pay for bacon”

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